Phantoms
(1998)
Directed
by Joe Chappelle
Starring
Peter O'Toole, Rose McGowan, Joanna Going, Liev Schreiber, & Ben Affleck
Two
sisters come to a small town when they realize no one is there. There are a few
mangled bodies, but nothing else. They meet up with the Sheriff and his
deputies, still lost for answers. But strange noises keep happening around
town, and the military even shows up to investigate. That’s when all hell
predictably breaks loose. With the help of a surly tabloid journalist who may
know something about the force devouring the town, the survivors will have to
rely on their wits to make it out of town.
Director
Joe Chapelle previously helmed the atrocious Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers and the almost acceptable Hellraiser: Bloodlines. The movie stars
people who were probably in the Miramax office when the production was green
lit. It becomes painfully clear that the film won’t get better until a demonic
moth eats a guy’s face, or something to that order. So, Phantoms should be awful. Yet somehow it just barely isn’t
terrible. And after you get past the first half hour and into the action, Phantoms is oddly enjoyable.
Phantoms
shares more than a few similarities with John Carpenter’s The Thing and the Chuck Russel 1988 remake of The Blob. Both Blob and Phantoms have government troops in white
biohazard suits being chased, mauled, and generally consumed by a formless
entity. The Thing and Phantoms both involve shape shifting,
constantly mutating forms. Also, both have a scene with an attacking, tentacle
dog beast.
Ultimately,
these connections are pretty cosmetic and the movie is different where it
counts. For instance, Phantoms is the
only movie I know of where Ben Affleck gets knocked around by a little boy with
a 20 foot tentacle coming out of his mouth. In case it wasn’t already clear, there
is a pronounced streak of dark comedy running through the movie. Mostly it
comes from O’Toole’s dry delivery or Schreiber’s greasy demeanor, but sometimes
it also comes from the unintentionally funny moments.
The
real method of fright inducing comes from very loud noises until the movie
unveils some creature action. Drastically loud noises get tiresome after a while,
but it’s mostly effective at keeping you on edge. The volume raising scare
factor might work better if you take a shot every time an unseen townsperson
screams from far away, only to reveal that nobody’s there and you need more
bourbon. Once the body snatching gooey
thing comes on screen, all the tension comes from a Lovecraftian entity violently
absorbing people.
Liev
Schreiber is clearly having fun being creepy and mildly threatening. Peter
O’Toole is snobby, elitist, and having a ball reading some truly cheesy lines. It’s
only the three leads that don’t do much with their characters. Rose McGowan
looks positively catatonic and Joanna Going is acting with wide eyes alone. Ben
Affleck is a fairly generic hero and certainly not “the bomb” as others have
stated. Then again, there isn’t much to work with from the sparse script.
Phantoms
isn’t that good a movie, but it’s still pretty entertaining. It’s just a movie
with everyone Miramax employed in the late 90s, directed by a guy who can
handle special FX and tense scenes better than actors. It’s a good rainy day
movie or a good one to turn into a drinking game.
6 out of 10
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